She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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