I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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