so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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