they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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