if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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