Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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