perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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