i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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