I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
