Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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