i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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