dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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