i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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