Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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