Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
operation have a gay friend backfired
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
