I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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