I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Randomize
