i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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