...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
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