Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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