just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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