four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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