Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Someone signed my nipple.
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