Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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