I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Shame - the story of my life.
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