there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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