At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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