At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Too much gin, very little bucket
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I wear drunk well.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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