so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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