But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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