i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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