I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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