Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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