I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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