i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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