i just made my gag reflex go away.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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