rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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