so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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