i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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