never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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