Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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