Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm always down for nudity.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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