It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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