btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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