shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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