Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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