sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
