You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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