You're completely useless in the revolution.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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