If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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