it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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